defarture


1.) occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.
as the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.
the conscious act of leaving a room full of people while farting. a specific type of crop dusting where the guilty party leaves the room and doesn’t look back.
it’s always unpleasant to arrive while someone else is defarting.

his defarture from our presence left a bad taste in my mouth.

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