default-dude
the safe and healthy -ssumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, “default-dude.”
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarr-ssing h-m-s-xual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
jeremy: man, i met this hawt chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you’ve forgotten: default-dude!
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