default friend
a person who is particularly annoying, someone you only talke to because there’s n-body else around, and/or someone you only talk to so they don’t feel bad.
none of my friends are in my art cl-ss, so i talk to sarah. she’s so boring, and such a default friend! i wish you were in that cl-ss, insert name of prefered friend
when your mom/spouse/friend leaves you alone in the room with a person you just met and it’s getting way too awkward. default friends are usually started if you know the person who left you is going to be gone for a while.
you start to talk; and gee, what do you know- a default friend has been made!
i left barbara in the kitchen with my new friend bobert while i went out to mow the lawn. by the time i was back, they were already exchanging numbers! what default friends.
friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren’t around
me: sorry gotta go the gangs here.
default friends: what the h-ll i thought we were hanging out!
me: no way, you guys are just my default friends.
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