Default Hottie
a person whos only attractive or appealing photo is there facebook/mysp-ce profile picture.
example 1:
eric: dude check out this girl’s facebook page. she is so hot.
alec: bro, i just went through her photo collection. she is only hot in her profile picture. she’s a default hottie.
example 2:
(stefania receives a friend request from an attractive guy)
stefania: wow this guy’s profile picture is hot! let me go through his photos!
(stefania views many photos where the guy adding her looks quite sluggish, pimply, greasy, dirty, baggy-eyed, dingy, and fat)
stefania: boy was i wrong about this guy. none of the photos of him are s-xy…he’s just a default hottie.
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