defauxcation
the act of pretending to go to the toilet for a sh-t (especially at work) solely for non-scatalogial purposes (i.e. to take some time away from your desk, read the newspaper, play a game on your iphone, etc.)
– any idea where dave is?
– i saw him walking into the toilet with a copy of the daily mail. i think he might be engaging in a spot of defauxcation.
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