defecake
the act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. often, a goodbye message such as, “p-ss off, -sshole”, will be written in red icing as well.
bill: “hey brad, did you break up with suzie after you caught her cheating on you?”
brad: “yes. i left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. hope the wh-r- and her roommates enjoy it.”
bill: “nice.”
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