Defensive Assholing
the act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the -ss.
the act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an -sshole.
since my girlfriend picks me apart, i have turned to defensive -ssholing to make my point.
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