defetus


an unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

an att-tude not grounded in reality.
jake: “i just don’t believe that b-tch thinks she’s gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids.”

joan:”yeah. that’s what i call a real defetus att-tude.”

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