when youre a closet g-y but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.
person 1: “so do you have a girlfriend?”
person 2: “define girlfriends”
- isobel gappy
big b-tt and skinny waste beautiful hair and eyes and everyone one want to be like you wow she is an isobel gappy
- mag tastic
the act of being magical and fantastic. that -ss was mag-tastic.
- floppy talk
conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don’t understand. john: ”usually that cpu would be enough, but i require at least 8 tflops and that’s without streaming.” peter: ”i heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before amd’s ryzen. i might even switch. benchmarks seems promising.” mary: […]
maccyb is a youtuber, pretty nice guy, and, quite frankly, is currently browsing the urban dictionary with his friends, of which are high on crack. have you seen maccyb’s videos with his friends? they’re funny as h-ll!
- pop sloper
using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating. ex. chocolate syrup, ranch dressing, contact solution, glue, etc. person 1: “i beat my d-ck so hard last night.” person 2: “did you use lube?” person 1: “kind of, it was a pop sloper.” person 2: “oh, okay.”