defne maya is a beautiful talkative amazing awesome a little girly princess also a shopping person. her favorite color is pink.
omg she looks so pretty i think she is a defne maya
someone who is doing a special job, but has the worst and smallest part. joey bragged about working at the hospital, but he was just specialbenched.
when a co-worker p*sses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just barely ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you clock, fart and run! trapping her in the crowd just soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with love! (also referred to as timeclocking) […]
if you’re have a phobia against a dumb*ss kid who thinks he’s the sh*t when he really isn’t diegophobic-that kid is diego is a f*cking stupid and thinks he’s the sh*t i have a i have a i really don’t like him i’m diegophobic
- safety dump
you take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case man i just took a safety dump before this long road trip