Deipnosophy
the art of intelligent dinner conversation. it is rarely found outside the context of upper-cl-ss social gatherings.
dinner guest 1: “i would rather not say whether the quip of the porter surp-sses the form of our host.”
dinner guest 2: “indeed. i fear the latter’s form is at least twice the product of the former’s style.”
dinner guest 1: “quite so.”
(both feign laughter)
dinner guest 3: (thinking to himself) “for all their eloquent deipnosophy, the product of their combined creativity is an elaborate fat joke. how sad.”
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