Dejong


p–p mouth, a son of a gun who like a dirty sanchez every once in a while.

to poo on ones self for s-xual pleasures during intercourse.
give my a dejong baby !
a particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words “lol” and “hehe” in internet conversations. it is also a type of person who has a m-ssive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a f-nny…but he calls a unicycle injury
brian: hey jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
jamie: not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

“stop being a de jong”
v. to kick squarely in the chest.
man i saw that ufc fight last night, sanchez’s dejong totally layed him the f-ck out!
a man who, if provoked, will violently and savagely pound your girlfriend’s orifices. they are well endowed and also very keen/smart about not getting caught. usually they like to pull some mean sh-t on the girl they screw, because afterall, they do not love the wh-r- they are out the door
whoa, your girl looks like she ran into dejong last night.

don’t p-ss your girl off. she may backstab you and go find a dejong to take care of her needs

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  • Monkey Wet!

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  • kmfnl

    kill me f-cking now laughing. originally created by ninix and audrey back in 19 ought 6. not many people use this term, for it is considered “newbish”. anita is slow: lol v-g-n- boy strikes again weams det t y: kmfnl


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