deland
deland is a town in volusia county florida. it is nestled between the -sscrack of daytona beach and the dangling hemroids of orlando.
deland has one norman rockwell style downtown section surrounded by f-cktons of open-air crack markets. deland is for hippies, wiggers, old people, illegal south american immigrants, and people who can’t find deltona.
guy: hey, i just got here from ohio, do you know where i can buy crack?
other guy: “yeah, just go anywhere in deland”
florida slang for deland, fl, arguably the most ghetto city in volusia county.
i’m going to a party in de-land over in spring hill
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