Delaware Boner


a male erection that is small and unimpressive.
jill: i gave mitch -n-l for his birthday last night.
jane: wow! that is really generous of you.
jill: not really, he has a delaware b-n-r
jane: wow, that’s like getting a pair of jimmy choo heels for the price of nine wests!
jill: omg! i love shoes!!!
jane: totally, i am so wet now.

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