Delaware Dick Syndrome
when you get s-m-n on the tip of your d-ck and it gets stuck to your pants. often the cause of sudden, agonizing screams from men
“bro, i have delaware d-ck syndrome right now. what should i do?”
“just kill yourself, it’ll hurt less”
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