Delayed Reaction Man


delayed reaction man is one of the best superheros ever.

…however, he isn’t that reliable for being on time to save the day.
person one: -is about to be stabbed by a random stranger- help me delayed reaction man!

20 minutes later….

-person one is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood-
drm: have no fear! i’m here to save the day!

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