Delete The Emails
the ultimate damage control
implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.
when asked by her most trusted -ssistant how she could -ssist covering up their role in the death of americans at benghazi and the systematic destruction of libya and europe hillary clinton calmly told her, “delete the emails xd”
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