Delft Stroopwaffles
not to be outdone by the americans’ boston pancake & alaskan pipelines, holland has it’s own manners of defacating on a woman.
delft stroopwaffles involves two girls cr-pping on the breast of a third girl.
a guy then sits on her br–sts and m-st-rb-t-s till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and -j-c-l-t-s on the br–sts. he then sits back down and closes up the waffles. nice and thin and creamy!!
“holy sh-t, check out owen & co. giving that girl some delft stroopwaffles!!”
“hey guys i’m bored, wanna give me some delft stroopwaffles??”
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