Deli Tray


this is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her p-ssy, then wipes her hand over a man’s mouth and nose area. the name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can’t get out of his nostrils for days on end.
some guy was throwing quarters at her, so jasmine gave him a deli tray. the guy left in a huff.

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