delicious wonder
either…
1. a stunning, s-xy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. usually sporting exposed cl-terati, ample cleavage, and well-formed b-ttocks and br–sts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for m-ss ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.
person a: 😮
person b: oh….my….dear…..god….do you see that girl???
person a: :o…yesssssssss
person b: what a delicious wonder she is…
person a: 😮
person b: i must have her! (lunges at her body)
girl: ahhhh!!! police!!!!
police: son, get your hands off of her.
person b: no! she’s mine! you get your hands off of her! i must have her!
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