Delivering the news
when a man eats the entire sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to sh-t out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
dale got up early to finish the sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor jan, who just wanted to look at the sears catalog.
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- Demoman
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- Demon Balls
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a plural phrase implying that a group of things/people/places or a plural noun is cool, awesome, etc. plural- jasmine: what was your opinion on those hot mix tapes? billy: dem wack! jasmine: the mets played a great game tonight. billy: yeah, dem totally wack!