to have unplanned s*x with a pizza delivery boy
karen’s date let her down last friday so she stayed in and got deliverood
she is cute at times. completely obsessed with pictures. athletic, smart, and funny. can have you rolling on dirt sometimes. loves to say “fight me” but in real life she ain’t down for the cause. she is a head sn*tcher and man taker. renicia lowkey a hoe but she my boo
an egotistical hillbilly in denial about their station in life. my rustican neighbor won’t shut up about his new squirl trap.
- the collisium
a game invented by the romans long ago. taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the compet*tors p*n*s to have an ultimate sword fight. usually played around halloween. yo bro, lets play the collisium i’m bored. nah my p*n*s is still sore from […]
- unbiological brother
your best friend in the whole entire world! you love him like a brother. everyone knows you guys are tight. you would trust him with anything. hes a brother from another mother! hes my unbiological brother!