Delivery Pants
the pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
g-d i’m hungover. but i can’t answer the door in my underwear. that’s a level of shame i’m not ready for.
i better put some delivery pants on.
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