Dell Preston
a british roadie destined to help wayne campbell set up a concert in aurora, illinois, in the film wayne’s world 2, after some incident involving a dream with jim morrison and a naked indian
“there i was, in sri lanka, formerly ceylan, at 4 in the morning, and i had to find 1,000 m’n’ms for a gl-ss of brandy or ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. so there i was, with keith moon and david cosby, and we found this sweet shop, but it was closed.we tried getting in, and instead of having a guard dog, they had a bl–dy bengal tiger. we managed to kill it with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son, that’s a different story altogether. i had to beat them to death with their own shoes. but, we got the m’n’ms and ozzy played a great show.”
-“are you dell preston ?”
-“i might be.”
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