Dellertrosexual
(n): an individual who is a self proclaimed metros-xual but in reality is just barely shy of qualifying as a full on out of the closet h-m-s-xual. a dellertros-xual will use the term metros-xual as a means of hiding his true nature. in most cases the dellertros-xual eventually does come out of the closet later in life. dellertros-xuals are often caught wearing a bit of makeup, such as eyeliner and mascara, prompting the question amongst his peers: “maybe he was born with it…but maybe its maybelline”.
while a metros-xual may shave his chest., a dellertros-xual will proudly admit to shaving his arms as well.
a metros-xual is generally well dressed, while a dellertros-xual will change his shirt often more than three times before leaving the house, just for a night out with the guys.
example:
a: “is your friend eric gay?”
b: “we aren’t sure…we have never caught him in the act. he claims to be a metros-xual”
a: “more like a dellertros-xual…”
a: “ricky martin finally came out of the closet”
b: “about time he stopped being a dellertros-xual”
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