delli mustard


when a male and female get together for a s-xual meeting and the male -j-c-l-t-s into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a p-ss into the cup making a liquid that looks like f-cked up mustard. he then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body
“oh sh-t, i’m about to c-m, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches”

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