delovely
babes who capture your heart through their creative use of movie references, great taste in music, and rational train of thought.they are unicorns and should be caught.
gurl:i came here to chew bubblegum and kiss you and i am all out of bubblegum
duude: you are delovely, gurl.
the only word used to descibe your feelings towards a person the exact moment you realize you are in forever in love with them.
-boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie, girl eating popcorn and turns towards her boyfriend, only to catch him starring at her-
girl: “why are you looking at me like that?”
guy: “you are delovely, you are perfect, you are breathtaking…and i will always love you.”
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