demasturbate
to dem-st-rb-t-, you must quickly let go of your d-ck before -j-c-l-t–n, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.
guy 1: dude did you dem-st-rb-t- about that girl.
guy 2: yea, it took me centuries for my p-ss to let loose.
guy 3: what the f-ck man?
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