the best ship name known to man
omg did you see demella?!?!?
- shut that sh*t down
situation is not cool, someone is acting up or being crazy, things got out of hand you’re coming in too hot you better shut that sh*t down!
- cod monster
a person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they’re not on it. mum: hey joseph i’m gonna sell cod. gtfo my swamp. joseph: *turns into cod monster*
- those are my mother's books!
as seen in the movie casino: 1. a poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt. 2. attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape. “little cr*ps figures–very nice, thank you very much, mr. piscano…” “those are my mother’s books!”
- deja jammer
a person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should. i just realized who that deja jammer we saw was: she’s that lawnchair lady! a person wearing pajamas in public during the day, whom you think you recognize, or should. i just realized who that deja jammer we saw […]