Demetri
the coolest mother f-ckers ever to have been born. a demetri has a deep laugh like mother f-cking santa claus, except demetris won’t deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really f-cking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother f-cking sky at midnight. a demetri has hair like mother f-cking goldilocks, except a demetri’s hair is brown, so i guess you’d call them all mother f-cking sepialocks.
“holy sh-t! look at the sky! it’s santa claus! there’s no way that could be a demetri because demetris are way too cool for that sh-t.”
the closest people to being a god in this world. they are the bringer of all that is cool and good. demetri’s are always surrounded by the hottest women ever made. they usually like cl-ssical and metal music. they also hate the jonas brothers.
look, its that super amazing demetri guy
the best best friend in the world. honestly hes the coolest motha f-cka ever he has sweet hair and is a sweet heart <>> and is the biggest f-ggot you will ever meet! emof-g. :3
a wild demetri in my bed!
dmt, the coolest drug ever
“me and demetri are best pals”
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