Demitri
the coolest mother f-ckers ever to have been born. a demitri has a deep laugh like mother f-cking santa claus, except demitri’s won’t deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really f-cking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother f-cking sky at midnight. a demitri has hair like mother f-cking goldilocks, except a demitri’s hair is brown, so i guess you’d call them all mother f-cking sepialocks.
holy sh-t! look at the sky! it’s santa claus! there’s no way that could be a demitri because demitri’s are way too cool for that sh-t.
a nickname for the molecule n,n-dimethyltryptamine. it is commonly known as dmt, the spirit molecule. it is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. the human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. dmt is also believed to play a role in dreaming.
i went on a journey with my boy demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like hindu gods, i was trippin b-lls.
the moast alsome person ever. demitri has the biggest d-ck in the world. he could beat the sh-t out of noah also nicolas.
o sh-t look at demitri’s
huge c-ck.
an individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circ-mstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he -ssures of.
person: good god, alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
alexander: demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
person: blast it, alexander! demitri is never to be taken seriously!
alexander: but i didn’t know!
person: curse you, demitri! your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! i’m afraid you won’t be john woo-ing any damsels now, alexander.
alexander: -i- -didn’t- -know- !!!
demitri: hey, bro!
bro: hey, demitri!
demitri: come here, i have to tell you something.
no one ever saw bro again.
the name comes from demeter, the g-ddess of harvest. it’s a greek name, yet you have all the mexicans and black people spelling it different and adding sh-t like demitrius or dmitry it’s just r-t-rded as h-ll. like what the h-ll? y’all other n-gg-s named demitris and others with a different spelling need to talk to yo parents about why the h-ll they named you what they did.
person 1: do you know demitri?
person 2: the most radical, trill, and f-cking groovy person i know?
person 1: yeah that one (;
someone that is gay and likes men
demitri loves dancing with men
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