Demon Shit
5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as demonsh-t666 came up. his name has been synonymous with one m-ssive, miniature metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quant-ty, much like jack black’s sh-t in tenacious d and the pick of destiny. a true demon sh-t has a perfectly formed shape, usually repet-tive in large quant-ties, with a smell so unbearable that even indians will potentially p-ss out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken -n-s that the demon sh-tter will have
“jesus christ what the f-ck happened to ray?”
“godd-mn n-gg- demon sh-tted himself, ripped his r-ct-m and literally shat himself inside out.”
“mother f-cker.”
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