Den Mother
aside from your birth mother some people have den mothers they are woman that you have grown up with and have as much contact with them as you do your own mother.
in many cases a den mother is usually going to be your best friends mom, depending on if you grew up with your best friend. his mom will see you as a son, and you will see her as a mom. no matter what you do you are always going to be welcome in her house even if you and your best bud arent friends, she is going to be there for you.
a den mother is a female wolf that supervises, takes care of, guards, and looks after the well being of the wolfpack and it’s members.
“it’s okay, den mother took care of it.”
“let’s meet at the den. den mother has food waiting for us!”
the leader of the pack in a room full of cougars. the all supreme and mighty being that she is, gets first pick of the room and the other cougars sit back and wait their turn.she may not be the hottest cougar in the room but she lets you know that she means business.
hey dan, don’t look now but it’s rhonda, we are so lucky to be graced by her presence…..all hail the den mother.
the leader of the pack in a room full of cougars. the all supreme and mighty being that she is, gets first pick of the room and the other cougars sit back and wait their turn.she may not be the hottest cougar in the room but she lets you know that she means business.
hey dan, don’t look now but it’s rhonda, we are so lucky to be graced by her presence…..all hail the den mother.
the head of the strippers at a strip club; always gets first pick of the teller stations
bunny, the den mother of club risque, takes care of her strippers like family.
i hate melissa! she thinks that just because she is the den mother she can get first pick of the teller stations!
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