dendropheliac
a person who f-cks trees and thy enjoy better than human s-x.
(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has s-xual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)
maria is a dendropheliac.
also known as a mckenzie.
the robb’s dvd broke so he couldn’t peep no dwarf p-rn. the chode stepped to the park to find an oak….
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