denim dick
the convex b-mp in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. a very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don’t have a d-ck underneath their denim bulge.
-casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim d-ck looks less conspicuous-
the pain you get in your d-ck after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your d-ck gets rubbed raw by the scr-ping together of jeans
yo nick did you get with rose last weekend?
nah bro, she just gave me denim d-ck.
when you wear your raw denim too hard and the stain rubs off on your p-n-s turning it a blue or black (depending on the denim).
after joe wore his raw denim jean’s working out, the sweat made him have denim d-ck!
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