Denim Shackles
also known as jeans…but not ordinary jeans. denim shackles usually appear while having s-x standing up and your pants are around your ankles, binding you much like leg shackles.
guy 1: “dude, i was about to bone my girlfriend when i tripped over these denim shackles and she was like ‘there is no way’.”
guy 2: “dude, that blows!”
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