Dennis Han


verb. the act of having one’s computer confiscated and locked in a cupboard (the latter is optional) by one’s parents. a common trigger for dennis hannage incidents is excessive gaming habits on the victim’s behalf, often in the place of study. most dennis han victims have been known to have seen a phenomenal increase in their grades after the incident. this is known as the dennis han phenomenon. there is still no plausible scientific explanation for this phenomenon.
mike: hey man, you up for a game of dota?
darren: nah sorry, can’t, i’m close enough to being dennis hanned already. brb gonna study some more for my home-ec exam ten weeks away.

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