dental guillotine
when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.
so my ghost said to the other ghost “i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!” the dentist said “surprise -thunk- that will teach you to not floss”
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