Dented


the act of becoming so drunk that everything becomes one incomprehensible streak of madness where you are unaccountable for everything that you do.
hey paddy do you want to get completely dented this friday?
getting really drunk.

a cool way of saying “lets get really drunk tonight”

becomes;

“lets get dented tonight”

just like getting: hammered, smashed, d-ckered, loaded, wasted.
–yo, wanna get dented tonight at the party james?

-sure man, haven’t gotten really dented in a while

–alright, i’ll see you there.
physically or mentally messed up in any way
dude, you’re so dented!

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