Denton, Maryland
a small town in caroline county, maryland. it is the county seat and is known for practically nothing. people here are either blithering idiots or fabulous geniuses (mostly blithering idiots, but there are hidden gems. mostly, n-body is average.)
there isn’t much to do in denton, except listen to redneck’s trucks in the distance. not a great place to live, although there is a high school ranked in the top 5% in the nation, that is known for producing good students.
kid one: hey, what kind of car do you have?
kid two: dude… i’m from denton, maryland.
kid one: oh sorry, -truck-
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