Denver Balloon


the act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your -ss-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your -n-s-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse’s cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.
dude, i gave my wife a sick denver balloon last night. i laughed for hours.

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