Denver chili bowl


an involuntary circ-mstance involving glorified super bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
this usually results in monday morning office sh-t so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

also, may or may not involve john elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
in the name of j.c, phil’s denver chili bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.

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