Denver Diner
when two people are in a “69” position, with a p-n-s or v-g-n- in their mouth, their nose is inserted into their partners -n-s, then their partner sprays sh-t into their nose, down their throat, and possibly all over their face.
i had chili fries at the denver diner, then my girlie had those exact chili fries later when i hooked her up with a denver diner.
that breakfast burrito was delicious, and that guy’s cute. i’ll take him to the denver diner when we get to my place.
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