Denver Dipper


the denver dipper is a erotic finishing move brought to the mid-west by the famous beat poet jack kerouac. as “tea bagging” was gaining popularity on the coasts, kerouac was taking advantage of higher alt-tudes during his travels through denver in the late 40’s. a variation of the s-x act “tea bagging”, the denver dipper can only be accomplished at an elevation of 5280 miles above sea level or higher. alt-tude is critical when attempting a denver dipper as increased blood flow at higher elevations creates a tighter, plump, and slightly more swollen scr-t-m.
mary prefers the smooth full body flavor of the denver dipper vs. the soggy slightly saltier tea bag.

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