Denver Omellete


can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the city of denver.

first you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (you may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
once we hit the city limits of denver, i started handing out denver omelletes all along i-70.

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