Denver


opening that tiffany box your boyfriend gave you for your birthday, only to find a steaming pile of hangover sh-ts inside.
you got denvered.
why denver is the greatest city in the world…

receives 300 days of sunshine a year, is the nation’s most highly educated city with the highest percentage of high school and college graduates, brews more beer than any other american city, has the largest city park system in the nation, is the “baby boomer” capital of america, is the 20th in the u.s. in population, but has the 10th largest downtown, has the nation’s second largest performing arts center, citizens contribute more public funding for the arts per capita than any other u.s. city, has the thinnest residents of any u.s. city and according to a federal study, really is a mile high…
do you want to go to the great city of denver?
#city #a mile high #great #fabulous #amazing
the city with more dispensaries than starbucks’. full of winners.
denver = mile high city.. multiple reasons
#denver #danver #stoner city #winners #full
the most awesome metropolitan city on the face of the earth.
aurora is the best part of denver!
denver: the place where your face has 2nd degree burns for three months of the year and then everything dies and turns to brown dirt.
cleveland browns will be playing the denver browns in the dirt bowl!
#denver #mile high city #denver city #colorado #mile high
one of the best cities ever! some of you guys who don’t like denver have only experienced the lame people. which yeah there is a fare share of lame people, but thats just like any other city. once you get past the lame -sses you will meet some of the chillest and most unique people. maybe ever thought the reason people drive so slow is that they are high? colorado weed is the sh-t! every city has their problems so stop baggin on denver! and who ever said denver was a party city? that doesn’t make it any less cool.if you truley hate denver then i am thinking you aren’t even chill enough to be here.
denver is so chill.
#weed #chill #high #unique #awesome
a bad a– mother f-cker who is an average guy who gets all the women!
1.denver
#denver #name #unique #baller #city
one of the most overrated cities in this country. home of the columbine shootings, john ramsey killing, multiple church shootings, ludlow m-ssacre, etc. due to all the sickos that live in colorado. the suicide rate is twice as high as the national average for a reason. denver itself only boasts a population of 500,000, while the suburbs have more than 2,000,000. most of the suburbs are filled with white, countrywood morons who don’t know the definition of p-ssing in the left lane. the people are extremely clicky and act like they are better than you. don’t tell anyone that you are from another state, or else feel resented. the city itself is completely overpriced, with b-ms begging for change on every corner. downtown itself is nice, when compared to sh-tholes like kansas city or detroit, but otherwise it’s full of sn-bs and -ssholes. the women are ugly as h-ll and think they are god’s gift on earth. the city is completely dead every night, except when the broncos win a game or the rockies make the playoffs. lodo is another gentrified neighborhood filled with yuppies and guppies needing a sense of direction. the rest of the city is full of people working for 8 dollars an hour while living with 5 roommates and hitting the bong every night.the mountain cities (aspen, vail, breckenridge, etc.) is the real colorado. otherwise, have fun in denver, where the cowtown mentality still exists. the kids in denver are usually trying to act hard after moving from a bigger sh-thole state like nebraska or kansas. to them, cowtown denver, is cosmopolitan. but if you put one of the undercover hill billy kids in a real city like los angeles, new york, dallas, houston, las vegas, philly, etc. they’ll get chewed up and spit out. denver is for those who want to pretend they are in a big city but can’t handle a real city with diversity, culture, momentum, parties, progress, etc.
i was driving in denver last week, and everyone was driving 10 miles below the speed limit, staring at me, as i p-ssed their buckets on the right.

denver! the biggest cowtown in this country! where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
#city #cowtown #denva #colorado #colorado springs #los angeles #detroit #kansas city #las vegas #houston #philly #phoenix #bloods #crips #hicks #rednecks #backwoods #mountain hick #hill billy

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