Denzel Washington
a really sweet actor.
denzel is da man! you could say, he got game.
(b.1954) a popular american actor/african-american s-x symbol. denzel washington was the second black man to win an oscar for “best actor” second to sidney poiter (1963). voted america’s favorite actor and regarded by many as one of the greatest actors alive. denzel washington has never made a bad film before.
person a: i saw that new movie with denzel washington the other day.
person b: well was it any good?
person a: ………
person b: sorry dumb question.
the greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. sometimes refered to as “the zel” because he pwns that much -ss in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. i wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. he even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. if you disagree with me then you are r-t-rded, and the zel will smite you with his almighty acting skills b-tch!
my friend:dude im gonna get f-cking laied tonite
me: denzel washington has a new movie out
my friend: zomg!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her t-ts that im going to see the new zel movie!!
me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
is simply the definition of “cool” at a level that chuck norris and david h-sselhoff cant even compare..
i walked into that party and pimped the hos like i was denzel washington!
one of the greatest american actors of all time, in fact one of the greatest actors of all time period. he’s starred in a variety of excellent roles, most notably as co-lead in training day and as lead in ‘the book of eli’ a film that should go down as one of the greatest films of the 21st century.
“i told you if you put that hand on me again you weren’t gonna get it back.” (denzel washington)
“yeah, you did.” (raider)
giving someone a wet-willie with your ball-sweat
i denzel washington-ed your mother soooo hard last night and she loved it!
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