Deployment Attractive


when an unattractive member of the us military (usually female) starts to look pretty hot the longer an overseas deployment lasts. the longer the deployment, the more desirable she is, therefore the more action she gets. usually she would qualify as a “two-bagger” in the states.
get it now while you’re deployment attractive, because when we get back to the states, you’re a beast again.

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