deployment handicap
n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. for example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. the amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quant-ty of other females in the forward combat zone.
this bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. the handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves f-cking. frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly b-tches while they are deployed.
excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment p-ssy.
whew! even with her deployment handicap, she’s only a 4…
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