Deployment Sexual Deprivation
deployment s-xual deprivation(dsd) or post deployment s-xual deprivation (pdsd) is a mental/s-xual disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying months of not having intercourse. it is a severe and ongoing mental reaction to an extreme lack of physical needs. dsd is surprisingly common in our so-called land of plenty, afflicting an estimated 27 million american men( and a few women)at any given time, most of which are service members. although hard to notice in early developement, this disorder does have commom symptoms and signs; abdominal pains, morning wood, swelling in forearm(s), unexplained absences, decrease in libido, aggression, wet dreams, uncontrollable body spasm. in rare case of dsd; drained bank account, acute to severe lose of vision in one or both eyes, pyschological breakdowns, as well as death.
dsd or pdsd is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of s-xually willing women relative to the s-xual needs of men. (p)dsd has also been recognized in the past as blue b-lls, computer geek syndrome, ect.
i got home from iraq and the va wouldn’t cover me for post deployment s-xual deprivation (pdsd) treatment at the strip club.
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